TRANSCRIPTION (All narrator unless otherwise indicated):
The superhero who now calls herself The Pink Ninja has had many identities. The media and public, unable to keep up finally began to refer to her simply as Enigma in all her guises.
Never satisfied with one persona in which to fight for truth, justice, and all-you-can-eat sushi bars (long story), this brave little shapeshifting arctic fox changes names and even costumes as often as we wish all gaming convention attendees changed their underwear...
Kit currently prefers to be known as The Pink Ninja, although no one else calls her that.
The Justice Fairy (with her glittery nightstick) found it frustrating to continuously explain that she knew no one named Peter.
Super Ballerina Princess was eventually deemed too traumatizing even to inflict upon the criminal element.
The Pink Avenger lasted only until Crash and Blue explained to their sweetie that she was no longer allowed to have sharp objects.
As Captain Cowgirl Monkey, Kit combined her shapeshifting with her love of whiplash and an allegedly deadly hair-trigger banana.
But it all started when as a teenage girl she first transformed into... The Amazing Justice Gerbil!
Blue: Taking a trip down memory lane?
Kit (as the Justice Gerbil): I'm just keepin' it real, yo!